opentheairforfreshwindows:

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

(Source: sofunnyimcryan)

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chubby-bunnies:

dasistmir:

cloudy-souls:

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sapiophilous:

panemoppression:

Arturo is a 29-year-old male polar bear currently living in Argentina’s Mendoza Zoo. He is suffering in 40C (104F) heat in an enclosure that has just 20 inches of water for him to swim in and has as a consequence been displaying worrying behavior.

Please sign this petition or at least spread the word in order to have Arturo transferred to a zoo in Canada which has better facilities for an animal that is used to polar conditions.

sign this or die

Free Him

PLEASE SIGN THIS PETITION, IT STILL HASNT REACHED ITS QUOTA AND WE GOTTA SAVE THIS BEAR!!!

Please do it! :’(

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thisdanobrien:

May 14th, 1972

Dear Mom,

Hi Mom! Gosh, where do I start? The weather’s been good (perfect for rabbit season), sessions with my speech therapist seem to be going well (I hope to be able to wish you a “MERRY” Christmas this year, not “Mewwy.” That’ll be my gift to you!) and…

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reeferkitten:

Stoner Giveaway #5 

Comes with: 

  1. This beautiful pipe
  2. Three different rolling papers
  3. Leaf bracelet

Must be following me 

Reblog, no likes.

Giveaway ends July 24th. 

Good luck c: 

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mrs-420:

New avatar ;)

She&#8217;s hot af

mrs-420:

New avatar ;)

She’s hot af

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